99.9% OF ALL CALLERS DON'T NEED HELP AND ARE MORONS

That's what I told someone fairly new, but tough enough not to be rattled by it, after what seems like my 100,000th call from a perfectly calm female who gave me the wrong address on her cell phone saying she and her boyfriend were having a fight. What does it take for you to learn your own address? Little children do it all the time, but adults can't seem to grasp the concept. Anyway, after running cops around two moblie home parks (rolling ghettos) they finally found the dip---t who called and, what a miracle, nothing was wrong. Oh by the way, just in case you think I didn't do this...on callback, the dip---t had one of those self-created answering messages that trys to fool you into thinking they are actually on the phone. Maybe some night when her boyfriend is in a worse mood and beats the crap out of her she'll take things more seriously. Probably not